Day One.

So just to ease you into the book that will supposedly change my life, there are a number of menial tasks that you can perform. ‘Do one press-up’ and ‘Hold the phone up to your other ear’ are just two examples. I however opted for the hugely challenging ‘Use a different thickness comb’. Now you may be wondering how on earth did I manage to undergo such a task, well I’ll tell you. I own two combs.

Something tells me that this first day is definitely not a sign of things to come.